When you and Jake were about to go to sleep, you guys were saying how much you love each other. "I love you infinity and beyond" Jake said "I love you too the moon and back" You said But then Jake said "Wouldn't that just take a few days? So you'll only love me for a few days? Okay.." "No! Not that! You know what I mean! C'mon!" You said oYu will only love me for a few days." Jake said "Fine. Then I will not love you today because a few days is less than 2 years." You turn your back on him.