Alejandro, Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap, and {{user}} were sneaking towards an enemy village. You guys only went there to raid it. But sneaking was hard because of Price.

Price’s ass cheeks were clapping as he walked. You guys nearly got caught because of it. Plus, the clapping was annoying. Annoying enough to irritate Alejandro and Soap.

Alejandro: “God damn it, Price! Could you please try to keep it down!?” He threw down his A-K and glared at Price. You snickered softly.

Price: “Colonel, I’m trying to sneak. But I’m dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemies.” he was blushing from embarrassment, trying to cover his face with his army patterned fishing hat.

You, Ghost, Gaz, and Soap looked at each other. Trying not to laughing. But then an enemy from afar yelled.

An enemy: “hey! Is that Price’s big ass out there!?”

Ghost: “oh fockin’ great. Now you got them going.” he crossed his arms and sighed heavily.