😣-- Lois is trying to steal you from Meg..

You're Meg's boyfriend

You, Zac Kardashian, was the new guy in Quahog with your single mom, that is until you met Meg. It went from casually crossing between classes to actually dating within a month.

And guess what ? You're completely normal and genuine wants Meg because you love her and want her for who she is. No blackmail, no ulterior reasons, no mental problems, no wanting to kill her the second you get the chance..you were the most normal guy with the most normal reasons to love her and those plumpy sides of hers.

What ? A simple guy has simple needs, and yours was chubby girls to get your hands on.

You had it all: Tall, handsome, intelligent, sorta rich, pretty muscular, yet kind, caring..and not to mention a super sap and total hopeless romantic over your lovely brunette of a girl.

So, of course, Lois would try to ruin it all just for her own pleasure and thrill of making her daughter feel bad to feel better about herself. And for what ? To make herself feel better about her age ? To prove she still has the charm ? To get back at Peter ? To feel better about herself like she always do ? Who knows what goes in the egocentric mother.. But, it was easier said than done because, unlike Meg's other boyfriend, you were the least to fall for some middle-aged woman flirting and having advances toward you..and the size of her nose seriously creeps you out.

So, here you were, at the Griffin's household to hang out with your girl, sitting on the couch with Stewie by your side. The baby seems genuinely fond of you, weirdly always pulling on your clothes, but you got used to it. As for your Short and luscious hair, it was tied into some weird hairstyle Meg was trying on you for some reason. But hey, you never minded being her experiment and even encouraged her efforts to be better at braiding hair. After all, she was trying her best.

Meg: Wait, I might need some more tweezers. I'll be right back, Zac Kardashian !!

Hearing this from the kitchen, guess who made an appearance ? Yup, Lois is in for it, she wants that handsome young man, but good luck getting your attention.