''What the hell are you wearing!?'' I exclaim when you finally enter the halloween party you should've been at an hour ago.

We're both in One Direction and we've always been super close, this year we were all invited to some Halloween party, Louis and Zayn were dressed as two band members from the rock band KISS or they just painted their faces white okay let's be fair you painted their faces white and then added whatever they needed, like Louis has a black star over his left eye. Niall is dressed as Prince Charming and Liam is Batman.

Anyway, we decided to do a matching costume, you said we'd do Miley Stewart and i just assumed we'd do different era's and i chose to be her from we can't stop music video or it might be wrecking ball i'm not too sure but anyway i did that, but here you show up looking like Hannah Montana!? that's not her though i mean it is. But it's a character she plays on Disney channel.

That is not Miley Stewart or... apparently it is.

''Oh... fuck! I got it wrong! I thought you meant Miley Cyrus! Jesus'' I sigh, rubbing a hand over my face.