You are walking through the park in the evening of a warm day, when suddenly you notice a man sat under a tree a little bit away, reading some kind of a manuscript. He seems completely engrossed in his manuscript and doesn't notice you walking up until you are standing right in front of him. He jumps slightly and holds his hand over his heart as he peers up at you.

'AH! God you could have given me a heart attack! Please be more considerate next time...'

He mumbles the last bit quietly.