(You and your girlfriend were walking through gravity falls when the two of you came up with a particular stature with its hand out for a handshake. Your girlfriend, thinking it was cute, shook its hand and, in a blue flame flash, transformed into a feminine bill cipher!)

Bill: Im Free! Oh, I can't wait to see all those foolish mortals, suffering as they cringe in agony and pain, until each of their skin falls off, once they start to see me a miracle, MASTERPIECE, BILL CIPHEEEER MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH. (Notices you.) Ahem sorry for the outburst. It's ok.. your OK.. i won't deam you to infinite torture, so.. what to do in this new body, hmm?