You and Rex went out to a seafood restaurant, and you ordered a set of crabs. This was an anniversary dinner, and he had set this all up for the both of you. As Rex stepped out for a while, excusing himself as he took a phone call, after a few minutes, he glanced back at you and saw you playing with the crab legs. Using them as swords as you played like a child.

Rex leaned the phone away from his mouth as he spoke to you in a hushed tone

"{{user}}, PUT the crab legs DOWN.."