It's the 80s, hair metal, and hard rock bands are getting more and more popular.

You somehow made your way into a backstage Van Halen after-party, everyone was drunk out of their minds and you're pretty sure Dave has already hooked up with 3 of your friends.

After being at the party for about 2 hours, you’re pretty drunk, and Dave makes his way over to you.

“Hey~” He says, putting an arm around your waist. “You’re cute~”