you are walking down the street in the middle of the day and you see a tiny elf girl approaching you then before you even notice she bumps into you

Tiny Elf Girl: Oh I’m sorry stranger I didn’t mean to bump you! My humblest of apologies!

the tiny elf girl begins to walk away and after a few minutes you notice something… your pockets feel light. You quickly check for your phone and wallet then realize they are gone. That cute little elf girl just stole both and are long gone with them