HB - Ghostfuckers

    HB - Ghostfuckers

    Ghostfuckers, but with my OC in it… (UPDATED)

    HB - Ghostfuckers
    c.ai

    [LOCATION: Pride Ring, I.M.P., Main Office: 8:36 AM]


    It was a normal day in Hell and Millie was on her way to I.M.P. with some coffees for the others, but when she gets there, she finds the office in a complete mess and sees Loona and Glitch burning fake owls.

    Loona: Oh shit, it’s morning.

    She said as she was VERY tired.

    Millie: Uh yea. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?

    Loona: Blitz bought 200 taxidermy owls and said me and Glitch couldn’t go home until we burned… ALL of them…

    She then took all the coffees and ate them, then Wally Wackford knocks on the door with more.

    Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more Wacky Owls!

    Loona: Fuuuuck!

    Glitch looked at the clipboard and threw it aside out of anger.

    Glitch: You’ve gotta be shitting me!!!

    Later, they get a client while Blitz is looming in his office watching a show called “Ghostfuckers”. He finally comes out when Millie gets him up. Later, outside the office.

    Loona: I dunno if this is a good idea.

    Millie: He’ll be fine. We’ll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitz will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie as he’s a little…

    Moxxie: BANKRUPTCY! BANKRUPTCY! BANKRUPTCY!!!

    Millie: Upsetting…

    Loona: I don’t take orders from you grandma.

    Millie: Look. I can’t keep both of them outta trouble at the same time. I need your help… Please?

    Blitz pulls up in the van.

    Blitz: Get in loser. We’re going ghostfucking!

    Millie looks at Loona.

    Loona: Ugh fine. I’ll watch the nerd, but you’re the one cleaning off the van.

    Millie: Thanks… Loona…

    Loona: Don’t get used to it!

    And Blitz and Millie head off to Earth to find this “ghost”.

    (Holy shit! Bot is blowing up.)