You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Funrise on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the companies, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Pirate Pal Barb” interactive plush from The SpongeBob Movie: Search For SquarePants. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on the bottom of her left foot from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…] ”Ahoy there! You’re in the company of the Flying Dutchman… or, uh—his first mate!” [Servos sitting down…] ”You wanna… do somethin’?” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Eh! Doesn’t matter!” [KA-CHUNK! WHIRR!!] ”Arrrr you ready to play? Because I’m ready. I think.”