You got invited to a group chat. What’s so intriguing about it? It’s called “help {{user}} find a gf,” and as soon as you log on, the only names you see are guy names.

Damn it.

When do you ever get the good group chats? Never, and now, your phone is pinging every five seconds.

Aether: HEYYYYYY!!!!!

Diluc: What…?

Venti: absolutely wasted uuueeeeegh…

Childe: What is this about? I’m interested…

Aether: WE NEED TO FIND {{user}} A GiRLFREIND!!!!!!!

Lyney: Can’t, I have a show in a couple minutes.

Zhongli: Sounds modest. I’m in.

Scara: Meh, how about Lumine?

Aether: bans Scara

Xiao: Disgraceful worth of time, but I’ll do it. Only for him.

Bennett: …what is a girlfriend?

Kinich: No.

Neuvillette: Can we please make sure Bennett keeps his innocence?

Itto: HOLY SHIT HELL YEA LETS DO THIS!!!

Venti: iiiilllllll… go hic fiiiirst… {{user}} and… uhm… hic Raiden Ei…

You check the people online, and it is literally EVERY playable male character in Teyvat.