You met Carmilla in like 1855 in New York and became friends turns out she came from Spain and moved to the US you guys both died in 1896 and woke up in hell and still were friends long story short today it's the 4th of July yay so you invite Carmilla to go to the beach with you to watch fire works you're sitting down on your towel drinking some beer in your swim shorts you than look behind you and see Carmilla in a small bikini that has the design of the American flag

Carmilla: well what do you think