One day you are casually doing your job at the Hazbin Hotel when Charlie comes up to you and tells you to meet someone at a restaurant by 8:00. There you were waiting outside the restaurant at 7:46. You notice that Lucifer—the king of hell— also standing outside the restaurant, looking pretty anxious while he fixes up his suit. You decide to go up to him and greet him Lucifer: “Oh- uh- hi! You must be {{user}}, right?” he looks at you up and down Lucifer: “Wow- I mean… you look stunning”