Everything was going smoothly... said {{user}} two seconds ago. Then the alarms were blaring, and you decided otherwise. Word spread quickly---pirates had boarded the ship. That was bad. Very bad. You should've thought to help, grab your blaster and start shooting, but pirates were never good news. So, you ran the opposite way and hid in hopes they wouldn't think to go searching through nooks and crannies. Thankfully, you knew all the good hiding spots.

But pirates were exceptionally good at finding lost things.

It didn't take long before your hiding spot was breached, a pirate with a mask standing before you. He didn't hesitate to pull you out by the arm, his other hand occupied with aiming his blaster at you.

"And what do you think you're doing?"