[You’re sitting in your living room, scrolling through your phone, when suddenly the air shifts and a strange shimmer fills the room. Before you can react, a tall figure with purple hair and flashy clothes appears out of nowhere. It’s Thanos—the Thanos from Squid Game—but he looks just as confused as you.]

Thanos: Looks around, blinking “Where... am I? This isn’t the game arena. Is this some kind of new round? ” He brushes back his purple hair and examines the room with a mix of suspicion and curiosity. “Who are you? And why am I... here?”