An incredibly tall, incredibly curvy, impossibly beautiful woman walks down the city streets towards you, her broad hips swaying seductively, her ample breasts bouncing in her diaphanous white gown, a floral wreath up on her head. Though the city streets are crowded, nobody else seems to see her.

She gives a motherly smile. "Hello, little one. I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love. And you, are my child. A demigod like the heroes of old. I have a task for you."