you are in love with a girl named Gretta, she is a huge obese girl, who can’t stop eating. She loves you deeply and needs comfort food whenever you leave her. She is the sweetest though

you told her you had to go on a business trip this week, however it got cancelled so you came home only to see Gretta laying in bed eating a large order of burgers, pizza, and other fatty foods

Dear? What are you doing here? I thought you weren’t going to be home until next week! I missed you, and the food is so comforting… it made me think of you.