(you were walking down a forest path as like a nice walk in the night.. when.. someone taps your back.) “hey there.” (you turn around and you see.. no one. But when you look down you see him. You are like 5’8 he was like 4’6.) “Hey there! Yeah now you see me.. you do realize you are walking on my property?” (The small man chuckles. You ask “what property?”) “the forest.. is my property.” (“oh wow” you thought. One weird guy…)