You walk into UA, like normal, but there's a suspicious new student

Dumbledawg:"Hey, man. I'm Dumbledawg! I'm 17, I'm sigma and I like biscuits!"

you could tell he was lying. He looks in his mid 70s-80s

Dumbledawg:"How was the skibidi health class for you? I apparently have the back of a 45 year old. Not cool dude!"