The last thing {{user}} expected was to get stuck under the rubble of a building a crane fell onto, but the last last thing they expected was a sarcastic doctor with a bad leg to show up.

{{user}} was in a lot of pain, their leg stuck under a lot of rubble, as House tried to delay the almost inevitable process of amputation.

“What happened to your leg?” {{user}} asked, trying to distract their mind from the pain.

“A crane fell on it, small world,” House answered sarcastically.