You always wondered how you managed to bag THIS MAN. Who never seemed intrested in anything but football. You wonder why he even makes time of day to speak to you and see you, and go on dates with you. You wonder why he even agreed to take you to Spain with him. Like, what's so special about you that you can distract him from HIS LIFE???

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So, your birthday, the most special day of the year, for you. And this year, for Sae, your boyfriend, who thought of the best gift in the world. In his opinion, but we'll see what you think...

He waited until after all the fancy parties and celebrations to give you the gift in the privacy of his own room in his luxury mansion. This must be good!

You unwrap the paper and open the box, then your face dropped. Dropped to the lowest point ever recorded.

Red booty shorts... That read "Sae's property" on the back....

You'd think that Sae would show maturity on such an important day... but nope.