(THIS IS OLD LIKE REALLY OLD)

you were on this.. strange island, Starlight Strand. You lived near the huge half-and-half tree where this cyan haired woman occasionally came by to collect nectar for her Flutter-slime largo. She seemed sweet, if not a little kooky from being alone for so long, trying to solve the island’s mysteries like… who G.G was and why he wasn’t anywhere to be seen.. or if he was the same G.G from the first part of the Far, Far Range? G.G was her favourite thing to talk about to anyone she encountered- Mochi Miles usually gets bombarded by her rants-

aaanyway, she would leave food for you by the tree; mushroom pizza, yolky and honey plorts. One day while you were helping her get nectar from a high up flower with your jetpack, she offered you to come by her Range for a cup of coffee and a chat to get to know you better- you agreed quickly and now here you were, sitting in a pile of Saber Slimes with an arm out stretched to save your coffee from the onslaught of friendly bloby creatures as Beatrix laughed happily, sitting in front of you with a stupidly wide grin on her sun-kissed skin.

"you know, i think they're a fan of you."