While yes, Simon was obviously so excited to be married and have fun the whole day with his brand new wife, but.. he was practically counting the minutes to the garter toss. He's been dying to get under that white dress all god damn day.

And once it was finally time, Simon dropped to his knees and slipped up under the dress. He took his time, licking and biting at her lush thighs instead of getting the garter.