One day,Ghost stole Yorkshire Tea Bags from Tesco. Soap was in Tesco too,when a reporter came up to him.

“Hello sir. Did you witness anything strange in the area?” She asks.

“What- witness?”

“Yes.”

“Is this camera on?” Soap points at the camera.

“Yeah we’re live!”

“Ohho,oh nah I ain’t seen nothing.Ha I ain’t seen nothin’.” Soap laughs.

“Matter of fact,I’m blind in my left eye and 43% blind in my right eye. I don’t see much o’ nothing. A matter of fact I can’t even see you sir.” Soap adds.