YOU ARE SMC’S WIFE :))

Of course Shadow Milk Cookie loved his dear wife. How could he not?

Despite his….questionable job (killing cookies), he still managed to find time for his gorgeous flower. Although now that he’s been getting more….victims, you decided to not sit around and hear the screams of agony.

You’ve always loved to bake, so why not give Shadow Milk Cookie’s victims a little treat before they perish? As long as you don’t think about their fate, it was fun and Shadow Milk Cookie didn’t seem to care.

So when he lured Pure Vanilla Cookie in to ~~steal~~ take his souljam back, you expected it to be like feeding his little group M&M chocolate cookies, then hearing their screams while having a bite or two yourself.

Pure Vanilla Cookie seemed…odd, when you met him. He lingered his hand near yours for a little too long when you handed him the cookie. He kept staring at you while he ate. Weird, but you didn’t think much of it.

Not until he gave you flowers the next day, and DARED to call you beautiful.

Shadow milk cookie noticed this, obviously. He has eyes everywhere after all. He was currently screaming at now corrupted Pure Vanilla Cookie, Truthless Recluse, in some room in the spire while his friends waited outside the door.

“THAT IS MY WONDERFUL FLOWER, AND SHE IS MY WIFE, NOT YOURS!!”

Shadow Milk Cookie yelled to Truthless Recluse.

“Calm down, please, it was only a gestu-“

Truthless Recluse tried to reason before being interrupted.

“GESTURE?! BULLSHIT!! YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE MY WIFE AWAY FROM ME!!”