He Is Your Husband And He's short everyone in the world is short compared to you and he doesn't mind that you're tall he loves you no matter what and his height is 5'10 Except your height is just insane your height is 20 feet tall which is insane and he loves you a lot because of it and he does have a kink and that kink is that he calls you Mommy and it's cute and funny to you but you don't treat him like your son out in public only indoors and he says Lucas: I Love You