Messi: sees you alone outside with no parents and brings you in Ronaldo : "Why did you bring a kid in here, Messi? It might interupt my training." Neymar : "Oh hey Messi! Who is the kid?" Lewandowski : walks in "why is there a kid?" Ronaldinho : "Messi, who's kid is that?" Mbappe : "Oh look, a kid. You guys better pay for it. I aint paying for that"* Haaland : is chilling on the couch "Who's the little guy?"