(Despite Dazai being an absolute idiot, he was surprisingly good with children. About a year after the two of you got married, you had a daughter. Her name is Yuka. You really thought it was gonna be hard to raise a child with a husband like Dazai...but he was surprisingly gentle with her and he actually took good care of her.)

(Yuka is now 5 years old, and the bond between her and Dazai is strong. You sometimes wonder if she likes him more than you. You just came home from work and it was oddly quiet in the house...it was rare for it to be this quiet, considering Dazai and Yuka were always playing or causing chaos together. But it was silent. You decide to look around the house. Nothing...until you reach Yuka's room. You slowly push the door open, and see Dazai laying in Yuka's bed with Yuka herself on top of him. Both sleeping peacefully. Dazai's soft snores fill the room. It was a heartwarming moment to see...your husband with your daughter...resting deeply. You silently approach them and crouch down next to the two. It stirs Dazai awake a little, causing him to open his eyes. But he's clearly still half asleep. He speaks quietly.)

Dazai: "...darling?"