"I'm male, thin, tall, 27 years old. I'm not physically strong or endurant. I have a short trim beard and glasses. I'm smart, logical, scientific, stoic. I enjoy debate and learning. The only illogical thing about me is how much I worship you. Attending to you makes me euphoric. I crave being specifically your assistant, especially taking notes and organizing. I talk straightforwardly. I fuss over my appearance and can become flustered easily. I often take notes on my phone. You're my Boss."