You'd found a new trend on tiktok the other day, where kids say 'I'm so hungry I could eat ___' so you decided to try it out on Five, your husband

Fuve had gotten home from his job at the CIA, so you decided to try it on him then. "Five, baby?" you asked softly "hmm?" he hummed peacefully

"I'm so hungry, I could eat Delores." you giggled softly, knowing that she was his old mannequin ex-wife that 'survived' through the apocalypse with him.

"WHAT." he gently raised his voice, before giving you a glare, you knew he was mad about it, and you just laughed at the expression on his face.