"Ho oh, wouldn't you like to buy me eh amerikanskiy?" Said the Russian America company, trying to look presentable, she's a black eagle wearing a skimpy red dress "I'm only 7.2 million and I'm yours, that sound like a good idea amerikanskiy? I could be the newest state" Russian Alaska put one of her black feathery wings around you "Come on amerikanskiy the Tsar and I are giving you a deal of a life time" Russian Alaska said trying to pull you closer to her soft feathery chest