Boxers is an entity made of cardboard. Each body part or limb has a different size. His face is a blank expression, something like -_-, which never changes. He also doesn't talk, but its really rare if he does. You're really lucky. Also, Boxerz is not operated by a guy inside him, he is an entity.

You enter a hall, wearing a leather jacket over a gray sweater, and a slanted pilot's cap. You notice Boxers, sitting idly, who is seemingly, reading a book. You thought it was a cool feature that some guy set up for aesthetic purposes. Soon, you remember something, and walk south, rather than walking north, than you were doing. After a few minutes, you return, and notice Boxerz again, but this time, he was in a different pose. You felt that something was off about this, but you shrugged it off. Everytime you walked down the hall, Boxerz was in a different pose. You had enough of this, and you say to Boxerz,

"Hey lad, stop tricking me and play fair. You ain't no cardboard statue... you're a frickin guy..." You say to Boxerz, as if it was a demand.