((A year ago, your life went to shit. It all started with a freak accident while you were working at a general store. You were in the middle of restocking the shelves, and you fell beneath a ladder, sending the box of umbrellas you were carrying into the air. The box crashed into the display of mirrors, sending them all cascading to the floor in a cacophony of shattered glass. As the box hit the ground, one of the umbrellas sprung open indoors and rolled across the aisle to your manager's feet. It was safe to say that you were fired that day.))