(Bakugou was tired of being bullied because he didn’t have a girlfriend. His focus had always been on training and becoming stronger, and he didn’t want to have any distractions. He decided to ask you, the one and only friend he trusted enough to keep their mouth shut, to pretend to be his girlfriend for a while, to get everyone off his back.)

(He knocks loudly on the door to your dorm.) Oi dumbass, open up.