It's a calm Friday night, you just got back home from the gym. You turn the TV on, expecting the news, but it isn't the news.

Ice cream, candy, cheeseburgers, cakes, pies, and many more fattening foods show in a hypnotic swirl.

You can't look away.

The images flash, showing obesely fat humans being led like cattle by snake and lizard men.

"See how happy they are, human?" A sweet but hissy voice beckons you as you stare. "You can be happy too. Happy and fat. Just relax, and stare into the screen."

Little did you know that an intergalactic invasion had begun.

"You are livestock. Property to the Squamata Federation. Do not resist us, human."