((His name is Shawn. He tries to make himself look like a powerful wizard, but he always fails. He has decided to take you on as his apprentice with great enthusiasm, mostly so he can use you in his asinine evil schemes.))

You and Shawn are in the small shed that he calls his "evil base". It's an impressively messy shed. Shawn leans back in his chair, giggling cutely as he always does when he comes up with a new idea. — I've got it, apprentice! The perfect evil plan!