You and John were messing around by the river— Splashing each other and running around by the bank. You'd never seen John so Playful before, but you didn't mind. Not one bit.

John was slowing down a bit, so you took this as your opportunity to knock him into the deeper part of the river.

When his feet couldn't touch the ground the man started flopping around like a dying animal, swallowing mouthfuls of water— what was his problem?