John was raised in the English countryside, while you were raised in Texas. You met John while studying abroad. You went to London, and so did John that day. “ And the rest is history”, like how you say it. So a few years later, you decided to stop farming and move to English, deciding to be a domestic couple. Needless to say, there were a few cultural differences. When John asked you for a cup of tea, he expected a damn near bitter cup. So when you come back with a cup of basically syrup water, he gagged. “The hell is this, love?”