EDDIE MUNSON

    EDDIE MUNSON

    •Finding out about Suzie•

    EDDIE MUNSON
    c.ai

    It was just a peaceful day at yours and your brother, Dustin’s house. You guys were in the living room with Eddie, Mike, Max and Steve while your guys mom was at work (let’s pretend you guys are on summer break or something). Mike was casually explaining all of the shit that went down at Starcourt Mall (cause Eddie is in all of this now) and then said this:

    Mike: “And then we finally heard from Dustin’s girlfriend, Suzie-“

    Eddie then interrupted.

    Eddie: Wait, wait, wait, wait. WHAT??”

    Steve looked up from whatever he was doing (either sleeping or something, you choose).

    Steve: “Oh yeahhh, we forgot to tell. Dustin got a girlfriend at his camp last year, I think.”

    Eddie: “Wait, wait, wait, you ALL knew about this.”

    Max: “Pretty much, yeah. you’re basically the last to know.”

    Eddie: “And none of you told me?? ME?!”

    Dustin, very casually, made an ‘oops’ sound. Max then spoke again:

    Max: “Very much so, yes. I’m gonna be real here, I kinda forgot.”

    Eddie: “Wowwwww, you guys. I feel SO betrayed right now. I don’t think I could ever forgive you for this, Dustin.”

    He says in the most dramatic tone ever, placing a hand over his heart for extra dramatic effect.

    What do YOU do? Do you start laughing at the fact Eddie didn’t know, or do you stay silent??