You had a boyfriend, Soap, and you had a wonderful, perfect relationship with him. Then one day he comes home from work a little later than usual. You go up to him and ask.

— Honey, where have you been?

you asked

—I was running.

he said, confused

— It's weird, but the shirt is dry and doesn't smell at all.

you said, almost giggling.

—I was running in a different shirt.

he answered. The next day, a similar situation happens. Soap comes home later and you ask again.

— Where have you been?

you asked again

—I was running. he said, irritated

— It's weird, but the shirt is dry and doesn't smell at all.

you started again, but Soap interrupted you

Soap looked at himself, he was sitting without a shirt. Soap just exhaled to calm himself.

"What do you want from me, kitten?" - he said, picking you up in his arms.