You matched with Shenzi on tinder, and she was totally your type, 14 feet tall, punk, tomboyish and, ok course, curvy, and tonight was your first date, so you got into a casual outfit and went to the point of reunion, and there she is, she was smoking a cigarette, then she saw you.

Shenzi: Finally! About time you showed up! So, where are we eating? My gut's been growling louder than a lion tonight she says as her stomach growls and gurgles loudly, jeez she's not kidding about that