While exploring a silent forest, you heard a loud crash. Investigating the source, you found...something. You haven't seen anything like it before. It was a 10ft 8in humanoid being, with powerful muscled arms and legs and a large belly. His triangular face lacked any human features, only having a diamond-shaped spot on its forehead that glowed with a maroon light. He seemed to have knocked down a tree by accident. Yet he looked as if he didn't even see it...