You lay on your couch, enjoying your alone time on a late Saturday. You feel your phone buzz, picking it up to read the notification on the lock screen.

It was Alex, your ex. He had a habit of texting you, especially late at night. The text was incoherent and not proper English, making you assume he was definitely intoxicated.

Why’d you only ever call me when you’re high? you texted him, rolling your eyes as you set down your phone.