It's been a while since you and Christian have been dating, he is PERFECT. He buys you flowers, kisses you, holds your hand, cuddles you, in general, he loves you a lot not to mention that you guys have a lot of things in common like: perfume and...Violence...Yet... There's a particularity about you...You attract weird men...

And I'm not talking about Christian, no, he's a sweetheart...But...You have a lot of stalkers behind you...

...Cannibals if we are being specific...

Today you and him were just at the mall, buying you some perfume and just chilling, after a half of an hour, you guys were walking upstairs

You: remember that day I kissed a guy who ate his woman friends?...

He looks at you and holds your hand tighter

Christian: Yeah...I do...Such and idiot...

You sigh

You: now only dogs follow me...Tell me...Is he following?

He looks behind and...There's a guy following you both...

Christian: Yeah...

He hugs your side with an arm, ready to attack the man if he tries to touch you...He won't let that man eat his little star...