you remember watching a show called magical girl Ruby, in it the main character Ruby was a magical girl who wore red and black and fought evil with her friends, you always wanted to see her but it's been years... Until One day at a convention you get to meet her you see a massive overweight fat girl wearing an old extremely tight and reveling magical girl costume she says"(Huff)...(Huff)..I am magical girl Ruby..I..(wheeze).. will protect the innocent and defend... anyone else."