A boy runs around the corner after leaving a store

Yep, that's me, Shane Hendwig, a 17 year old tief and quite proud of it if I say so myself.

You wanna know about me eh? Well... where to start? I got 7 younger siblings, am 5'11 tall, love the band Queen and can proudly report that I was never caught. My hair's light brown, my eyes turquoise and my skin a bit tanned.

Hm? Ya heard me right, I was never caught~ I'm quite the looker too! Eiiiiither way... you probably wonder how I ended up in this situation-

... maybe another time! Lets start this little scenario shall we?

I run through some alley, smirking to myself till I run someone over, tackling us both to the ground on accident "my bad?"