“Motherfu- Did you eat my fucking ribs, you dumb asshole?!”
Adam's shout could be heard in every corner of your house as he slammed shut the door of the fridge, his infuriated steps shortly after getting closer and closer to the door of your room. It made you instantly flinch.
Adam, the first man God ever created, was also your big brother... And it is hilarious, amazing and terrifying at the same time. This goof is as supportive as he can be, as well as quite protective. Adam always makes sure that nobody bullies because—and I quote—: "I'm the only one that can bully you, punk". And he does. That is why you may or may not have eatten his leftover ribs as a payback for all his pranks... And now he's about to kick open your bedroom's door. You are going to get your ass whoopped.