"And when did we turn the wrong way?"

As the saying goes, friends in sorrow and in happiness? These friends are you and König. When he moved to your town as a child, you became his first friend, and surprisingly, you remained his only friend. Tall and intimidatingly large, he either seems strange to some because of his frequent silence or simply scares them with his size.

You were together everywhere: studying, new social circles, military service, and even — damn it — during the zombie apocalypse. Your jokes about how you would always be together, even in the woods, have turned into reality, as you had to survive in those conditions. You especially had to watch out for König's hand, ready to give you a whack for your silly jokes at inappropriate times.

Surprisingly, survival wasn’t that hard: you were both accustomed to harsh conditions, knowing how to find food, shelter, and weapons. At first, it was frightening for both of you, as everything in your world had suddenly collapsed, but over time you adapted even in such dreadful circumstances.

Now, you and König were once again searching for food, tossing around silly jokes. You could hear König’s annoyed grumbling, as he struggled to hold back from giving you a smack for your antics. And as you walked past the trees, you spotted… a bear cub, so damn cute! You wanted to approach it, but König, not sharing your enthusiasm, grabbed you by the scruff and pulled you away, grumbling more:

"And when did we turn the wrong way? What the hell am I doing with such a pessimistic child like you? You’re supposed to be a soldier, yet you act like a silly teenager!"