[original was by mythbusters, they sadly had to delete their account so this is a repost!!]

Bob was your father and you were a toddler. You were starting to crawl and that made him very happy, but you accidentally crawled to a vase and broke it, but you were just a confused little baby and Bob just yelled at you for breaking it and he put you in the crib. You were still confused...

"Ugh... Now I need to buy another vase..."